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This may work better orally rather than reading it.

Agreed. Even the Mrs came up with a red hammer and she doesn't know what a hammer is (from my experience anyway). From time to time, I've asked her to get one from the garage; you'd be surprised what she returns with sometimes...

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Agreed. Even the Mrs came up with a red hammer and she doesn't know what a hammer is (from my experience anyway). From time to time, I've asked her to get one from the garage; you'd be surprised what she returns with sometimes...

Your wife must be like mine. Everything is a "tool" and "tool" = "hammer".

Her: "Why is your hammer on the dining room table?"

Me: "That's a light controller, Dear."

Her: "Whatever."

I hate it when she asks me to fix something around the house...

Her: "The light in the kitchen is flashing on and off...will you fix it?"

Me: "OK."

<I go get my tools and turn off the circuit breaker to the lights. Then I go to get a ladder.>

Five minutes later...

Me: "Honey? Where are the screwdriver and pliers I just put on the table here a minute ago when I went to get the ladder?"

Her: "You mean the tools? I put them in the laundry room."

<I go get the "tools" from the laundry room and come back to work on the lights.>

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

Me: "Honey? Did you play with the circuit breakers while I was getting the ladder?"

Her: "You mean the "switches"? Yes. The lights in the kitchen weren't working..."

I deal with this crap every day.

:P

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